Population | 683 million |
Currency | franc |
Animal | giraffe |
The United States of Lan Crumpen is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 683 million Lan Crumpenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 30.3%.
The sizeable but inefficient Lan Crumpenian economy, worth 31.7 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,454 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Leader has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Lan Crumpenian bee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lan Crumpen's national animal is the giraffe.
Lan Crumpen is ranked 219,879th in the world and 5th in SCCTCRichard for Largest Populations, with 683 million capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lan Crumpen's influence in SCCTCRichard rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Following new legislation in Lan Crumpen, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Lan Crumpenian bee.
- : Following new legislation in Lan Crumpen, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
- : Following new legislation in Lan Crumpen, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Lan Crumpen, Leader has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits.
- : Following new legislation in Lan Crumpen, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
- : Following new legislation in Lan Crumpen, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
- : Following new legislation in Lan Crumpen, the new one franc coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
- : Lan Crumpen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, Most Primitive, and Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Lan Crumpen, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.